Baby Jesus and Mary

 About Me 

Name(s)
Elly
Nickname(s)
Blakasmoko, Smoko
Age
33
Location
Lenapehoking(NE United States)
Gender
genderqueer dyke
Pronouns
they/them
Orientation
biromantic asexual, aegosexual
Religion
Christian (Episcopalian)
Political Views
democratic socialist, antifascist
Languages
American English (native), Japanese (basic proficiency)

Welcome to my humble online abode! Out of the millions of webpages at your fingertips, you have managed to stumble onto mine. Lucky you! Or...sorry to hear that, depending on your first impression of me. Lol.

Anyway, my name is Elly. I'm a thirty-something tech worker and raging autist who has finally decided to forgo the purely Web 3.0 life and build a website of my own. I had done so along with my younger sister on Geocities when we were kids, but I hardly internalized the basics of HTML coding. Any customizing and formatting I knew of were restricted to BBS message board styling for my forum signatures.


Likes

  • comics/manga
  • learning languages
  • Japanese culture
  • books, reading, and research
  • fruity flavors/smells
  • happy, popping colors
  • statement jewelry
  • dopamine fashion and decor
  • soft, thick sweaters
  • quiet, cozy, dimly lit environments
  • cute/quirky fan merchandise
  • dry humor
  • long, interesting words

Dislikes

  • sensory icks, e.g. bright lights, sudden loud noises, pungent smells and certain food textures
  • filth and disorganization
  • parking lots and parking in general
  • willful ignorance
  • fascism, fascists, and all of their enablers
  • bigotry and the colonialist ideologies that justify it in any form
  • capitalism
  • cold and/or wet weather
  • being talked down to or patronized
  • rudeness and arrogance

Hobbies

  • reading books, especially comics/manga
  • drawing
  • writing (both fanfic and my own fiction)
  • coding and designing websites
  • websurfing
  • studying Japanese
  • collecting fandom merch, trinkets and baubles like a magpie

Interests

  • art in general
  • American & British literature
  • comics & sequential art studies
  • Japanese culture, history, & language
  • fandom culture (for better or worse)
  • LGBTQ+ culture & history
  • politics (unfortunately)

Favorite...

  • ANIME: Blood Blockade Battlefront, Shin Lupin III, YuGiOh! Duel Monsters, Yu Yu Hakusho
  • MANGA: Chainsaw Man, DanDaDan, Detective Conan, Dorohedoro, Eyeshield 21, Maison Ikkoku, Monster, One Piece, Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, Urusei Yatsura
  • FOOD: almost any dessert or snack w/ peanut butter, chicken alfredo, chicken fried rice, baked ziti, caramel apples with peanuts, Japanese curry rice, Italian wedding soup, kielbasa, macaroni & cheese, meatball sandwiches, pan-fried gyoza, Philly cheesesteak, shrimp étouffée, strawberries, takoyaki, toasted bagels (plain or blueberry, with butter and cream cheese respectively), tuna casserole, turkey sausage lasagna soup, wonton soup
  • DRINK: Arnold Palmer, chai tea, earl gray tea (esp. London fog lattes!), matcha milk tea, pink lemonade, peach nectar juice, taro milk tea
  • MUSICIANS/BANDS: The Aquabats, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, BUMP OF CHICKEN, B'z, Chappell Roan, The Cure, Dreams Come True, Elvis Costello, FIELD OF VIEW, Reel Big Fish, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Specials, Streetlight Manifesto, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al Yankovic, Kenshi Yonezu
  • MOVIES: The Big Lebowski, Child's Play series, Exorcist III, A Nightmare on Elm Street (first three movies), Noroi: The Curse, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Prince of Darkness, Stand By Me, Toy Story series, Videodrome, What We Do in the Shadows
  • TV SHOWS: Breaking Bad, The Good Place, Hannibal, King of the Hill, The Simpsons (first 9 seasons)
  • VIDEO GAMES: Animal Crossing series, Donkey Kong 64, Kirby 64, Pokemon series (esp. Gens I, II, and V), Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Undertale