Webmaster's Bio 

| Elly | |
| Blakasmoko, Smoko | |
| 34 | |
| Lenapehoking, Turtle Island ("United States") | |
| genderqueer dyke | |
| they/them | |
| biromantic asexual, aegosexual | |
| American English, Japanese (basic, N4) | |
Welcome to my humble online abode! Out of the millions of webpages at your fingertips, you have managed to stumble onto mine. Lucky you! Or...sorry to hear that, depending on your first impression of me. Lol.
Anyway, my name is Elly. I'm a thirty-something tech worker and raging autist who has finally decided to forgo the purely Web 3.0 life and build a website of my own.
Likes

- comics/manga
- languages and linguistics
- Japanese language & culture
- books, reading, and research
- horror fiction (esp. movies)
- 90s/00s video games
- histories of niche topics (e.g. comics, fandom, internet, LGBTQ+)
- sweet, fruity flavors and smells
- happy, popping colors
- dopamine fashion and decor
- statement jewelry, esp. earrings
- soft, thick sweaters
- quiet, cozy, dimly lit environments
- cute/quirky fan merchandise
- dry humor
- words that feel good when you say them
Dislikes

- autistic sensory icks, e.g. bright lights, sudden loud noises, pungent smells, certain foods' tastes and textures
- abrupt changes
- dust, filth and disorganization
- willful ignorance
- algospeak
- office-speak
- fascism, fascists, and all of their enablers
- bigotry and ideologies that justify it
- capitalism and all of its destructive, inhumane excesses
- car dependency
- parking lots and parking in general
- frivolous Internet discourse, esp. the fandom and queer kind
- cold, wet weather
- big, flying, noisy bugs
- being talked down to or patronized
- rudeness and arrogance
Favorites

Food
CONDIMENTS
cheese | guacamole | honey mustard | ketchup | peanut butter
CUISINES
American Chinese | Italian | Japanese | Mexican
DISHES
beef bolgogi | chicken rottiserie with Mexican rice | enchilladas | fettucine alfredo | gyuudon | Italian wedding soup | Japanese curry rice | macaroni & cheese | minestrone | tacos de carnitas | tuna casserole
DRINKS
Arnold Palmer | black tea (chai, darjeeling, earl grey) | hot chocolate | horchata | milk tea (matcha, taro, Thai) | pink lemonade
SNACKS & SIDES
calamari | crab cakes | cranberry sauce | gyoza | kielbasa | nikuman | sweet potato casserole | takoyaki
SWEETS
cannolis | carrot cake | cheese danishes | peanut butter pie | pumpkin pie
Music
GENRES
alternative | comedy | indie pop | punk | new wave | ska
BANDS
The Aquabats | Barenaked Ladies | BUMP OF CHICKEN | B'z | Chumbawamba | The Cure | Dead Kennedys |The Dead Milkmen | Dropkick Murphys | Field of View | Green Day | Harley Poe | Jack Off Jill | KANA-BOON | Linkin Park | Matchbox Twenty | No Doubt | of Montreal | OFF COURSE | Queen | Reel Big Fish | Streetlight Manifesto | They Might Be Giants | X Japan | XTC
MUSICIANS
Elvis Costello | Ezra Furman | Kazumasa 0da | Chappell Roan | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Kenshi Yonezu






























































